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Coming Soon: The Asylum to Piss on Melville’s Grave
Friends, there are few certainties in this world: 1) Taxes 2) Death 3) The collapse of the Red Sox in August 4) The Asylum’s ability to come up with ridiculous movies. The Asylum: Defiling Cinema Since...
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New Achievements in Nonsense
Friends, sometimes I get down. I think to myself: Should I be accomplishing more? Am I living up to my full potential? Or am I just some hack who likes to kick around bad movies? When I get to...
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What The World Needs Now: A “Thor” Knock-Off
It seems like only yesterday when I was watching the trailer for the next character on the Marvel superhero movie conveyor belt, Thor, and was thinking to myself, “How come there aren’t more movies...
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Monday’s Mailbag
…is empty. Of course I’d like to get lots and lots of comments and emails from you, the fans, but sometimes you have to be careful of what you wish for. It could be worse: I could get the kind of mail...
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Review: The Da Vinci Treasure
Mockbuster Month continues in the most painful way… * (2006, 91 minutes, Rated R) A treasure-trove of terrible filmmaking. We open with lots of flashy, fast-moving establishing shots of London, where...
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We’re heading into the final leg of Mockbuster Month (whew), so I figured I’d get in one more helping of The Asylum’s go-to man, C. Thomas Howell…
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Review: H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds
This is it, the final week of our Mockbuster Month, and it ends on a relatively competent note. Imagine that. *** (2005, 93 minutes, Rated R) Alls Well(ish) CTH drives until nightfall, and then...
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Well, I did it. ade it all the way through this week’s featured film. I can’t say that I’m a better person for it. Know what else won’t make you a better person? Mockbusters. Fortunately, The...
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Curing Your Case of the Mondays
Living in America. Friends, I know the weather outside is frightful (as is the economic climate, our hopes for the future, etc.), but every now and then we get a reminder of how great a country this...
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Curing Your Case of the Mondays
Even a stopped clock… Well, it’s finally happened: It appears that The Asylum, fine purveyors of cheap knock-off films, have at long last done something right. Potentially. We all know that The Asylum...
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